khushi
@khushkhushkhush
ml @aaruhq / fine art + music mgmt
just made my first PR at aaru. can't wait to start shipping the worst code the engineering team has ever seen
supersonic jets will never work because they're literally middleware for earth to earth space travel
your nervous system is being overtaken by a romantic interest taking 3 hours 47 minutes to respond to your text but your ancestors used to fervently wait by a window every day for five months in anticipation of a letter from a lover
sf day trip — leave JFK at 6 am and return at 2 am! i feel great btw why do you ask?
told my friend i feel insane for slinking around restaurants and soliciting maîtres d's for an EA role we're hiring for and he told me he spent six months trawling OCD support chats to find his last EA
if you are looking for someone to direct your anger and rage at this morning, i strongly recommend Lina Khan
my mom has been left unattended in my apartment for sub 12 hours and i am not exaggerating when i say she has touched, moved, and reorganized literally every single object in my home
love introducing two people and genuinely not knowing if either of them will ever respond to the intro
raya isn’t a dating app, it’s a benchmarking tool for people to know who to flirt with in real life
seems like the main prerequisite to building ai wearable glasses is finding a frame that makes everyone look hideous and very punchable
youtube shorts is going to seize the kids market and print money for years before everyone realizes the only way to effectively capture the attention of kids is to absolutely nuke their brains
running for mayor and my only platform is that i’m reinstating the original citibike top speed
lots of funds hiring x influencer types or pushing their associates to be more vocal on the internet these people are better off spending time actually trying to be friends with founders and not making droning blog posts or jokes on the internet. few lucky exceptions can do both
New simulation from the @aaruHQ team on Iran: Americans are starkly divided on whether to go to war — but share the same fears on the cost of US involvement. Democrats are ideologically fractured: the far left believes war with Iran is immoral, while the moderate faction is more…
