NYATi 🐃

Me: laughs at pastor's broken english Pastor: bring that one here

Good morning beautiful people 😂😂

Being a man is easy ngl, all we do is cry over that one girl and play video games

Waittttt… wtf? 😭😂😂

I cant take care of someone else's parents

Game is game 😎

I did, and even added a truck 🤗

Primary was the worse 😂😂

Confuse her further by putting it in her ass

Me: give me chips for 3k Madam: and what? Me: and tie it😬

It's for choosing the power rangers you want to transform into

He specifically requested to not stand next to the black ranger

when you have money, you can go a whole day without eating. but when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 5am

a sex scene come on and parents look at you like you directed the movie

Me using the wifi from my workplace to apply for another job

See no Trophy Hear no Trophy Talk no Trophy

Me trying to calm her down after texting her. "i wish u were her" instead of "i wish you were here"