Luke Ganje
@keywordnovelist
Amazon bestselling author of “Confessional” and twelve other books. Professional sad person.
Buy my acclaimed horror anthology! You’ll like it. amazon.com/Confessional-L…
Lapin ain’t it, but Jesus I’m so glad the judges didn’t reward Edmonson for his bullshit. #UsykDubois2
One of my more upsetting experiences in recent cinematic memory.
just watched Red Rooms. holy hell.
Accidentally got to the theater 34 minutes early to see Eddington in the Midwest. Not only is it in the tiniest 26 seat space I’ve ever seen, I’d be shocked if anyone shows up to join me. TLDR: I look like a goddamn lunatic.
GOOD. Shut this shit down.
LeBron James’ legal team has issued cease-and-desist letters to people creating AI-generated videos depicting him as pregnant, leading to their Instagram accounts being banned, per 404media.co “At least three Instagram accounts that had garnered millions of views on…
Too many to count. One of the best shows ever created.
9 years ago, ‘FLEABAG’ premiered. Tell us your favorite moment from the series created and written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
I honestly thought this man was going to live forever. (Complimentary)
Ozzy Osbourne has passed away at the age of 76.
I don’t just want this for anesthesia. If this is what greets me when I die, I’ll be happy no matter what. But also Alice the WonderDog has to be there. Maybe playing a saxophone.
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
Me whenever @johnkatsanakis and I actually agree on a movie and now we have nothing to argue about
Do you know how much of a dick you have to be if you’ve been in 40 bar fights?
Dude - I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp .
#Boxing Twitter coming together to bully Turki into taking down his bullshit tweet about Tim Tszyu was the perfect end to a good day. #PacquaioBarrios
That was the most spiteful performance I’ve seen from Usyk. He sensed it and good lord he was sitting down on those punches early and often. I don’t think that I’ll ever see a fighter like this again. What a champion. #UsykDubois2
The first shipment of my new horror book arrived and my pup is perturbed.
What’s a movie nobody can convince you is good
What’s a movie nobody can convince you is good
im the same age as orson welles was when he directed citizen kane and i feel like ive wasted my whole life
What’s your first thought when you see this pizza?
This sucks.
Proud to partner with His Excellency Turki Alalshikh – a true visionary who’s transforming the future of boxing. Together with DAZN, we’re on a mission to make the sport bigger, more accessible, and better for fans around the world. Coming soon: we’re transitioning boxing from a…
I love it when somebody tweets “what’s the best 30 rock joke” and everyone replies with their fave 30 rock joke. Can somebody pls do that? I would but I’ve done it too many times in the past and I should let somebody else have the engagement this time
I love it when somebody tweets “what’s the best 30 rock joke” and everyone replies with their fave 30 rock joke. Can somebody pls do that? I would but I’ve done it too many times in the past and I should let somebody else have the engagement this time
Because I hate myself, I watched Ben Shapiro’s 24 minute long review of #Superman. And I shit you not, the guy spends a solid 30-40 seconds complaining about Ma and Pa Kent not being hot enough. Shockingly, the artistic literacy did not improve from there.