Kenny5Alive

I slept till 8:30 this morning. I’m an adult now with insurance, and investments, I can’t be sleeping until 8:30am.

I made this. Pls clap

I’m tired of seeing that guy finger blasting his girl at that baseball game.

Nothing like your mother showing you obituaries of people who’ve died around home who are the same age as you, and you just had a birthday.

Damn Marlins Guy behind the plate at the Mets/Giants game. I was just thinking about him a couple days ago.

I am speed.

Terrifying. Lol

I fully believe that NASCAR told Kyle Larson to let Bubba Wallace win that race so they wouldn’t get called racists all week, by the media, for throwing that caution.

Hung out with Jamie McMurray once before a race at Richmond when he was driving the Crown Royal car. I had a buddy who is a Crown distributor…very unlikable guy.

Byron running out of gas cost me a $200 bet slip.

Come on Willie B!

Y’all don’t get me wrong, I would 1000% build this house for myself, but I’m just saying there isn’t any cost savings here. If anything, it adds to the budget.

I’m telling you, Carson Hocevar is gonna get a win one day, then he’s gonna be unstoppable.

God was like “ain’t no way Bubba Wallace is gonna win this race, make it rain in turn 1…”

Are you shitting me? If Bubba Wallace wins this race, I don’t know if I can watch this shit anymore.

Me, when Joey Logano cuts a tire down.

That’s a lot of catfish nuggets.

Jameis. Winston. Respector.

In the beginning he says he went this route because he “couldn’t afford” regular stuff. He spent 30 times the money of regular stuff.

Strategy races suck almost as bad as right turn races.