kelsey orr
@kelseytayorr
🫡 we lost. atlanta native. mainly tweeting about sports. AMC Stubs A-List member.
1,000 times funnier and more interesting than a successful backflip. He should be very proud.
A guest on CNN attempted to backflip.
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
marvel has fully restored the feeling we are so back
headed into fantastic four! see y’all on the other side 🫡
marvel has fully restored the feeling we are so back
headed into fantastic four! see y’all on the other side 🫡
people keep dying to get out of spending time with this guy
Hulk Hogan was a great American icon. One of the first people I ever truly admired as a kid. The last time I saw him we promised we’d get beers together next time we saw each other. The next time will have to be on the other side, my friend! Rest in peace.
God I wish I didn’t have morals, running a right wing grift is so easy
The fascist dude that got fired from his job, after acting like a total douche, when he debated Mehdi Hasan, started a fundraiser to help him pay bills while he searches for a new job. It turns out he lost his job back in January.
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi has medical issue amid Epstein files scrutiny trib.al/STpCOjN
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi has medical issue amid Epstein files scrutiny trib.al/STpCOjN
First play of teams has Michael Penix rolling out and hitting Kyle Pitts near the sideline for a 1st down #Falcons
First play of teams has Michael Penix rolling out and hitting Kyle Pitts near the sideline for a 1st down #Falcons
Homelander with Noir😭
That villain trope where the dude who hates or dislikes everyone has one dude they’re genuinely chill with
It’s cool we’re being ruled by people constantly having strokes
73 year old Senator John Kennedy freezes mid-sentence on national TV.
Conservatives when they hear a candidate wanting everyone to have clean air and water, good schools and reduced homelessness:
Minneapolis good luck. This is about to be your new Mayor.
it we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51
BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard announces she has officially referred Barack Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution
Me reading my old tweets
Francesca Scorsese says her father, Martin Scorsese, sometimes watches his films as though he’s never seen them before: “Something will happen and he’ll be like, ‘Ha! That’s great.’ And I’m like, ‘You literally made this.’”
Nothing will prepare you for the way she brings in that first note 😮💨
define ‘ate’
2 years ago today, Twitter became X.
2 years ago today, Twitter became X.