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By men yu donβt find attractive Finish the sentence lol
so tired of being lusted over
my boyfriend dropped our passport down this hole to nowhere while lining up to board my flight

Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks
Please take your days off, these jobs don't care about you.
Why cashiers canβt sit?! lol
Whatβs the one thing you cannot wrap your head around ?
STOP BEATING YOUR MEAT STOP BEATING YOUR MEAT STOP BEATING YOUR MEAT STOP BEATING YOUR MEAT STOP BEATING YOUR MEAT STOP BEATING YOUR MEAT STOP BEATING YOUR MEAT STOP BEATING YOUR MEAT STOP BEATING YOUR MEAT STOP BEATING YOUR MEAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Why do yall shoot up schools and churches?
Why canβt black people swim?
a very prominent gay celebrity is actually a closet bisexual and iβm sick of pretending like heβs not