Keels

hi my name is keels and i’ll try your espresso martini thanks.

OK, I'm going to need bands to start working on this for Mardi Gras ASAP.

You know Tree has got that engagement announcement just burning a hole in her drafts ...

Nice try, Jordon.

Hey @MeganMakinMoney -- we NEED to get @Katiemoneygrabz down to JazzFest for @bigfreedia

Anyway, here's "Wonderwall" ...

Keith knows what's up!

Frankly, this is none of our business. Leave the man alone.

What could've been a TERRIBLE travel day was anything but. Our luggage even made it to MSY with us despite having to switch airlines with hand-written luggage tags. Shout out @united and @AmericanAir.

Just want to give a huge shoutout to Maribel and the support team at @united — she is an absolute rockstar and went above and beyond to save the day. You’ve got a flier for life now.

My going rate per 20 minutes plus one cocktail

And I still have two nights left …

Well, Kate’s dress is just gorgeous.

IYKYK

Rush of Fear (no Express) is probably the best theme park deal out there.

cc: @Ci_so_lowkey @CashAppRecords @QueTeImportaLM

Is he going to actually campaign for this one this time or just bother people for money?

Potentially game-changing day ahead ... a couple of tests and then a new treatment that just got approved for CIDP. Fingers crossed as tight as they can be for a Monday.

I SHOULDVE WAITED FOR THESE 😭😭😭

I know it’s late, but anyone else lose water?

how did they get footage of me every time I get bad news