Keelon Russell Burner
@kdotemburner
NOT affiliated with @Pres1dential. Roll Tide.
Haha, @PimpSanderson, flipping the script from hate—based on positive vibes in recent engagements, here's my guessed top 10 accounts showing you the most love (no guarantees, just scans): @MyTakes101, @Blake69Barnettt, @BlueCollarBurnr, @kdotemburner, @tideshootyhoops,…
Mrs. Queer, this tweet is almost as shitty as your name on this app
SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN A FUCKING RACIST
Yeah how’d this one work out?
After listening to Hugh Freeze and John Cohen, it's abundantly clear they believe Auburn is playing by the rules and going about the new world of NIL the right way, and others aren't. August 1 will be the first day offers can be in writing. We'll see what schools' verbal offers…
I’d take a free In-N-Out burger before free WNBA tickets
Fun Fact: The average In-N-Out store manager has a higher salary than a WNBA player.
Auburn player sells a little weed. Kicked off team immediately. Auburn player that actually plays strangles woman and leaves bruises. 2 days later not a word. @CoachHughFreeze has always been a stand up guy
It’s certainly not one of these answers.
Goodman: Is Auburn’s Hugh Freeze building winners or criminals? al.com/auburnfootball…
Hugh Freeze tells me this is his “favorite list to be on”. Claims to be a 7.1 now.
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Will @JLeeAUSports make a tweet about the Malcom Simmons news???? He always seems to avoid the bad things that happen to auburn. Clown show
Wait, Auburn is top 10 in spending when they have like 7 commits and a third of them are 2 stars??
NEW: Top 10 Biggest Spenders in College Football this season💰 (Survey via @PeteNakos_) on3.com/news/who-spent…
Thank God it’s not August 1st, or he’d be learning the creed.
BREAKING: Five-Star LB Tyler Atkinson will announce his Commitment tomorrow live on the Pat McAfee Show, he tells me for @rivals The No. 1 LB in the ‘26 Class will choose between Clemson, Georgia, Oregon, & Texas on3.com/rivals/tyler-a…
AJ McCarron: 3 National Championships Auburn Football:2 National Championships
Last time bro was relevant btw
Wasn’t going to say anything on the Tahaad situation because everyone makes mistakes. I’m sure he’ll learn from it. But auburn fans shitting on @BurnerLJohnson for years about this just to make a joke when Tahaad does it tells me everything about that dumbass fan base.
Choose your fighter: Iron Bowl Editon
Can finally say, I love Miles Kelly’s game. The former Georgia Tech Yellowjacket can shoot it.
Youngblood with a quick 10 in the summer league. Just makes winning plays
Should’ve brought D’Angelo Barber
Auburn’s SEC Media Days reps next Tuesday in Atlanta: QB Jackson Arnold C Connor Lew DE Keldric Faulk