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the white people that come out of whole foods look like every second is 7 years for them interstellar style

i say i know a place and it’s the oldest afghani restaurant in queens

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

when i have my dogs out at my funeral i don’t want no one to act shocked i hate wearing socks to sleep

u don’t wanna make me mad bc i start buying flights 😭

justin bieber ordering the dijon and mk.gee meal

stealing childhood photos that they can never recreate >>>

At no point in the Bible did Adam drop Eve off at work and keep her car

We turning the World Trade Center into a halal cart

? @god

men will be running to their train and still make the time to hit on you LMAOO

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.

So do we have to go to work tomorrow? I don’t wanna be wearing business casual on my last day on earth.

when they make a Hate Island somebody link me

they think ts is a little game bro. WHITE people irk my SOUL.

Ima be real ….. idc bout nobody being over here illegally

fuck it spray em down

a lot of men think that they can get away with doing things like this because they are gay like no babe YOU’RE STILL A MAN!! Get away ew 😒