karen thompson
@karenfthompson
little village oike from Goffs Oak .. blonde and extremely dim.. A Breakfast chef
Just had a phone call from my husband ... Him... happy anniversary wifey... Me.. ha ha ha ha ...thank you but wrong day darling.. Him ... But .. but .. it’s the 8th.. Me.. yes sweetie.. But today is the 7th .. Jonny boys birthday .. Him.... ohhhhhh... Me ... don’t ever change ..

Hungry husband is a big old softy , The torrential rain has been beating down on the garden flowers all day .. So he went out and picked a few that were getting battered and put them in a little glass for me ..🥰🥰 I think I’ll keep him a little while longer .. 🤭🤭♥️♥️

Ohhh for goodness sakes… Say it ain’t so .. RIP….Hulk Hogan ..🖤

Good morning my Twits … The most popular breakfast dish this morning was my home made SHAKSHUKA … A Greek tomato and veg dish with spices and an egg cooked in the middle.. YAY or NAY my Twits ..? I’ll stick the kettle on…




Good afternoon my Twits … On offer from the pastry kitchen today .. Blackberry muffins .. And Raspberry and frangipani tarts… What do you lot fancy ..? I’ll put the kettle on..♥️



Ohhh my Twits .. You couldn’t make it up.. 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭



Happy Wednesday my Twits .. I’m back in the kitchens.. AND …🤭🤭🤭

Ohhh my sweet Lord .. Say it ain’t so .. RIP .. Ozzy Osbourne… Life will never be the same … Shhhharrrooonnnnnn…. I thought he was going to live forever….

Twits of a certain age.. These were the warmest , most comfortable feeling bed sheets and pillowcases.. My nanny had them in her house and I would love to snuggle down in them with my matador hot water bottle .. Top sheet , Blanket , Eiderdown , then in the really cold weather…

Oohhh … NOW WHAT..!!!! Twits of a certain age.. I’ve been shouting at the “Lorraine” program this morning.. Apparently the latest trend from 🇺🇸 is… Tea made in a microwave.. What the holy shi*…. Put milk , cold water and teabag in a cup and zap for three minutes.. The…

Good morning my Twits .. Day off #2... The sun is shining .. No rain .. yet .. I've been awake since 4am .. So decided to make some fudge .. Dark chocolate and pistachio for his highness and dark chocolate with Reece's pieces for my Alfie ... Now sitting with a cup of tea ...…




A bit of afternoon delight.. Hungry husband is fighting off the ferocious beast that is trying to steal his clotted cream scones …. With a blunt butter knife… 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭




As you all know, hungry husband has been so poorly lately since his last throat operation.. He got an infection and our surgeon had to administer emergency antibiotics to him.. So after two weeks of antibiotics… He’s up .. He looks so good .. So handsome.. And is playing his…

Happy wet Monday my Twits .. Day off #1… Don’t think I’ll be out in the garden today …☔️💦💦 What are you lot up to today ..?
And this is what an ice cream sugar rush looks like when it crashes.. 😮😮😮😮😮😮🍦🍦 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ohhh my days ... This has made my day.. my .. week .. my month.. my year .. my decade.. (ohh you get my drift ) I have lived in this house for eighteen years.. In the middle of nowhere.. Down the back end of our village, And we have never had an ice cream van come .. I was…




Big function at the hotel today, as well as the usual busy Sunday lunch, So all hands on deck so to speak, I finished off the prawn cocktails .. How bloody cute do they look ...🥰🦐🍤 So fresh and delicious... They were part of the appetiser boards along side sun-dried…



