Carol (Deeds)💃🕺

Just passed a special anniversary - 10 years ago I first met some guy called @MichaelShanks #howtimeflies

All done! And not ONE SINGLE other lady in there 😢 Please please PLEASE take advantage of this wonderful NHS service as the lady said “we spot it earlier than anyone usually” IT 100% SAVES LIVES #breastcancerscreening 💞💞

Today is the dreaded “Boob Squashing” Scan to check for nasties in the old things Odd that the NHS Screening Van is in Morrison’s car park but I will NEVER miss a chance to test for Breast Cancer Love you Frances - Best Friend & Bridesmaid - gone too early at 48 💞

So, after a horrible day yday dealing with nasty people, seeing nasty things, unpacking a load of shite physical & metaphorical & generally exhausting myself I had a fucking GREAT sleep for a change & feel a new person May I present our HUGE Fuck Off 🛋️ 😱🤣 I 🩶🩶🩶 it!!

Am hooked on U&Drama’s “Outrageous” - the story of The Mitford sisters Totally fascinating, superbly acted by a stellar cast including Anna Chancellor, James Purefoy & Bessie Carter as Nancy Historical accuracy on point, costumes & sets of 1930’s pre-war sublime 10/10 👏

Aww as a mum I have happy memories of my son and his friends putting mattresses on the floor (& breaking one sofa 🤣) as they jumped off various bits of furniture enacting WWF/E and their heroes of the day The Hulk being one 😢 Many have gone before him but he was Epic

I really dislike edited/curated SM - be honest and take the good w the bad …😏😒 And may I repeat a Narc is very good at this sort of thing to make them appear the victim & will use EVERY tool in the box to help them do it #IYKYK

Holibobs Swag

So we were stuck on the runway whilst they sorted a “technical fault” and left 1.5 hrs late They certainly made up for it with drink & food in Business though 😱🤣 Was delicious Thanks for the wonderful service BA

Home And after dealing with complete idiots at Gatwick and selfish aholes on the Motorways I think I’d rather be back in Madeira 🙁☹️

Well that was a load of old performative waffle wasn’t it 🙄

I land to a WONDERFUL post from Jordan back on safe and home turf Run run RUN to Instagram and Tik Tok and give him and the Angel ALL THE LOVE 💜💜💜💜💜

Too little too late chum 😏

If you are going to be stuck on the runway due to a minor technical problem then it’s way better to be stuck in Business 🤣 We got snacks & can’t wait for lunch 😋😛

Business is Best 2 mins to check in, fast track security and now in tiny wee private lounge (and picked up our bottle of Madeira all Duty Free Wrapped) Now coffee & 2nd breakfast

‘Tis done Till we meet again Royal Savoy 😍

Yup she’s a big bugger in today

Advice from 1 who knows Distance doesn’t usually stop a Narc - in fact w Social Media & apps it makes it easier for them to continue to twist the narrative, influence mutual friends & family members & generally still cause pain How to help? Support Support Support for victims 💜

Had a nice unfollowing spree last night - a few clout chases & wannabe Zelebs, pretentious wine critics, & a foodie or two Will only follow those who are not only properly informative but also have a conscience about real life struggles & world matters (aka GDH & KEL)

Will miss these views 🌅 🌄 (But not the crowds from the cruise ships) 🚢

I won’t miss the snoring though 😂