Kale Abe

ALL THE NARRATIVES RIGHT NOW ARE RETARDED THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN AN ALTSEASON IS **NEW** MONEY COMING INTO THE SPACE THAT MONEY IS COMING IN FROM TRAD-FI THIS CYCLE NOT YOUR NORMIE FRIEND DOWN THE STREET WHAT’S THE ONLY MEME TRAD-FI HAS HEARD OF? FARTCOIN.

It’s easier to buy crypto than run a profitable business This altseason is going to get SILLY The top will be in when one of these companies starts aggressively buying Fartcoin and people apply for Fartcoin ETFs

Bitcoin absorbed $9B of sell pressure this week Trump went to the federal reserve and put on a damn CONSTRUCTION HAT and SMACKED JEROME POWELL’S ASS FOMC IS WEDNESDAY AND YOU DIDN’T SELL YOUR KIDNEY TO GO LONG?????????? ARE YOU HIGH????

Pretty obvious we’re going to ATH’s next week for BTC and $4k+ for ETH I added more Fartcoin today at $1.32 ATH’s on deck, this thing has been consolidating long enough, time to send it

Someone explain to me how Bitcoin and ETH make new ATH’s and Fartcoin doesn’t very soon? That literally takes some creative mental gymnastics

OMG FOMC THIS WEEK TOO POWELL GONNA BEND THE KNEE BEARS ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE DUDE

I’m so rude to chat gpt lmfao If I die by automated car accident some day you know why 🤣

ME AND @DipWheeler ARE GOING TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY SEND FARTCOIN TO $10 GET ON THE TRAIN NOW RETARDS GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

If the low is in for SOL you know the low is in for Fartcoin What are you waiting for? You think you are going to get another chance to buy below $1.50 once we break up again?

How many memes you know have actual technology developed? 😅😍 BERT TO NEW ATH’S FOR THE DOGGOS

I think ppl underestimate how much damage all the trench streamers and the debacle of the adin ross stream did. Retail came and got rinsed. Those ppl are never coming back. We have to pitch the boomers now that the zoomers are gone. Good thing old rich ppl laugh at farts ngl.

I'm sorry but Fartcoin and SOL are bottomed and if you didn't buy this dip you're mentally retarded I just call it like I see it

ETH underperformed SOL for like 2 years and was the biggest piece of shit on planet Earth one good week and everyone thinks SOL is dead for the cycle lmfao Probably runs it to $300 soon You think normal people change their habits that fast? The tik tok grifters will be back…

You're telling me this is about to go in the top 10 and Fartcoin won't? Give me a break You guys have forgotten what happens in a real altseason Fartcoin could literally get into the top 5 if things actually got crazy

A top 3 meme of all time is about to finish 100 days of consolidation just before the craziest alt season ever and you are sidelined?

ETH had one good week and now everyone thinks - SOL could NEVER outperform it again - Pump fun is going to zero (i agree but its going to bounce HARD here) - Somehow this is bad for Fartcoin? lmfao oh and p.s. Bitcoin absorbed $9B sell pressure last week like it was nothing and…

pretty damn good lol FARTCOIN HIGHER THIS WEEK

BOUNCED OFF THIS LINE WITH SUCH PRECISION LMFAO I SHOULD JUST BE A FULL TIME TRADER WHY AM I SO GOOD