kafka

@kafkaintx

Keep the change you filthy animal.

Joined April 2008

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kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 25

There was a 3rd Bisconte brother, between Maxxx and @geno_bisconte. He's halfway through a 40 year bid, down south Jersey. Ahhh... we don't talk about him no more. #WigglesLoadzzz

SSuper 70s Sports@Super70sSports · Jul 25

Can someone please make McGruff the Crime Dog aware of this situation?

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kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 25

let's go to our roving sports commentator, @BillSchulz. Which is actually better?

BBaseball’s Greatest Moments@BBGreatMoments · Jul 25

Which is the better ballpark in NY?

kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 25

thinking of @JoanneGoodhart and @BillSchulz when I see this kind of news

iiamyesyouareno@iamyesyouareno · Jul 25

“Serial butt sniffer” That’s a new euphemism.

kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 25

did you see this @peabody_ne79229? Frankie in deez streets calling out broke niggas. fo real!

TTony Rigatoni@tonyrigatonee · Jul 25

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kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 25

this has @Dannyjokes written ALL. OVER. IT.

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kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 25

I’m honestly impressed grok knew to add a shirtless black man (possibly bound to a chair) in the background #vibes

JJim Stancil@StancilJim · Jul 24

it’s his last 8 hours in his 30’s. What do you guys have to say? @The_SecretShow #Mancation #beerolympics

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kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 25

The masculine urge to get the boys together and scare a "protected class" or 2.

kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 25

We like to have fun around here, what can I say?

wwildgoose@wildgooseALT · Jul 24

Signed

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kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 25

I present to you: peak male performance (aka @StancilJim) Accept no substitutes ladies

SSecret Show Comedy@The_SecretShow · Jul 24

Fastest man alive

kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 24

Also what @SteveContiDAGOD calls vigorous lovemaking. "Yeah brother, I gave her the full Pastamania!"

jjohn@johnsemley3000 · Jul 24

say what you will about Hulk Hogan, but I’ve always found this photo of a derelict Pastamania—the Hulkster’s short lived dough-and-sauce eatery—quite moving.

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Teridax@Teridax · Jul 24

RIP Hulk Hogan (he really said all this on tape)

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kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 24

you have to wonder about the follow on effects of this stuff. Smash cut to 2125 and mosquitoes with BBCs are terrorizing the remaining humans. Only revenge will quell their lust.

vvittorio@IterIntellectus · Jul 24

they fucking did it they genetically edited mosquitoes so they can’t transmit malaria. and made the mutation self-replicating. edited mosquitoes and every descendant can’t infect humans.

kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 24

I don't want to alarm anyone, but after losing Ozzy and Hulk, if the rule of 3 holds, another entertainment legend is going soon. Let's pray for @geno_bisconte to be spared this time🙏

kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 24

I have a hard time believing the huge increase in black women looking like fetal alcohol syndrome babies is actually the result of alcohol. Wig glue? STDs? Lack of fathers?

kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 24

Libs clamor to close power plants for years. Now we are at 100% production, scrambling to get more energy online ASAP. #brilliant (These are the same people who want to centrally plan ALL of your economy 🤣)

kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 24

Let's bring back segregation. If ideas like socialism never die, why not try out something that worked??

kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 24

"Hey @Thurdeye, look up the Family Guy where Peter is a dubstep song. Thanks snookums!" -@geno_bisconte alternate universe, 2020

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kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 24

This lady does a solid "@kurtmetzger spilling conspiracy facts"

HHenri Fjord@henri_fjord · Jul 23

Former Orthodox Jew calls out the tribe for practicing witchcraft (mezuzahs, chicken swinging, etc):

kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 23

based

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kafka@kafkaintx · Jul 23

Dude, @fleshsimulator you got a shout out from @kurtmetzger at ~1:35:15. Respect. youtube.com/live/AnwJiQ8qA…