julia

PUSSY FROM A GIRL WHO JUST PASSED THE BAR LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

me: please give my compliments to the chef waiter: of course, sir me: and please give them this too (hands him a small ceramic frog) waiter: lovely frog, sir

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

I was born in the right generation I love biceps and white monster

not texting back because you’re busy playing video games is really fun I see why men do this

real

at least whatever is wrong with me is really sexy

How it feels to say “okay” instead of arguing

tomorrow isn’t promised you need to send that drunk text today

boyfriend who still likes me even though im insane

I love getting red wine drunk it makes me feel like I’m a part of the Roman Empire

I love him so much I don’t even get the ick when he orders chicken tendies at a restaurant

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 4 years ago. never be relaxed ever. i’m coming

*flirting* you pee really beautifully

going to the gym not as a lifter but as a pervert

yep, still the hardest pic out.

it’s been a long day bro can u pet me

🫠

you will in fact find your soulmate if you tweet good enough