Paul Emerson
@justpaulemerson
I’m a MAGA conservative who likes history & baseball. Fluent in Sarcasm. Bigoted Commuphobe. Rarely serious. Drive-by commentary. *Hater of Asparagus*.
Dude! You owe that lady an apology. WTF is your problem? SHES RIGHT 100%. If you wanna play maga cult member and walk off a bridge with the rest of them, go right ahead. But to sit here and think you're some hot shit with a better opinion than others makes you look fucking…
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Dude- I was raised in the south, and I've been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn' last three minutes with me wimp.
Dude- I was raised in the south, and I've been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn' last three minutes with me wimp.
Ya’ll should follow my new friend here - she’s more fun than a barrel full of pickles, AND BONUS she hates Joe Biden.
Who need's THERAPY when you have X?
The most preposterous DEI hire of last week. This is NVTS, nuts.
It's true - I've been canceled! @BioMedCentral just kicked me off their editorial board for pointing out their newly hired "Lead Editor" is a DEI figure that’s NEVER PUBLISHED A PAPER - and received her Phd from an internet school last year!
Retard Finder vs Chitty Chitty Block Block. Who will you choose?
Whose team are you on, Retard Finder or Catturd?
Hey, @grok! Based on the past six months of engagement, who are my top 20 mutual accounts?
We’ve been providing enormous aid to Sub-Saharan Africa since the 1960s. Why? What has changed as a result of our billions upon billions of aid every year for 60+ years? Give a man a fish, much?
I thought for a moment I was moved with compassion for her - and then realized it was some indigestion. Deport her thieving @$$.
She's really sorry guys, should we let her go?
Today in 1865, four of the the Lincoln Assassination conspirators were executed. There were 8 conspirators in total and they were forced to wear these masks at all times while imprisoned by Secretary of War, Edwin Stanton.


Pam Your list is on my lisp, when I turn out the light Sorry Darryl. - Signed Epstein’s Mother.

UFO's - nothing JFK - nothing Epstein - nothing Are they just using all these things as opioids for the masses? I feel like Fedgov has been punking us for decades.