Chinx

3sums are overrated and ridiculous I like playing ps5 and gym. I don’t wanna do ‘em at the same time though

Woulda been a better match for Onana since he’s also let through so many balls

I remember years ago I made a joke about fat women being jumping castles and had girls from as far as Venezuela swearing at my mom in the comments

If your ex was stranded and asked to spend the night at your place, would you let them?

Being 3rd choice keeper for a top club is the dream. You get paid millions for just existing. No pressure, no expectations. You train with your friends every day, have fun and it doesn‘t even matter when you suck. You can eat unhealthy stuff 24/7, you won‘t play anyways. Dream.

I’m not after your money. I just love the way you are. It’s about your personality not how much you spend or the gifts you buy me - said no woman ever

I’m a simple man If the baby doesn’t look like me, it’s not mine

I’m a simple man High temperature is an excuse for beer Cold is an excuse for vodka

If you’re really that guy you’d come Manchester United and restore us to former glory. If you’re REALLY that guy tho. We know you’re not tho 🥱

In heaven there won’t be sickness, death, condoms, hatred, stress or work. Can’t wait

Money isn’t easy to come by. So if I loan you some, you gotta pay it back I’d rather you impregnated my wife of 10 years with triplets than not pay me. Money? Smh

51 being divisible by 17 is disgusting

Friday?

I think I’m the Joao Felix of sex Every now and then I show sexual prowess even Justin Slayer would be envious of. But because I can’t stick with one girl for long, my ball harnessing skills will never reach full potential

This is like putting a condom on mid round

He’ll miss a sitter in his 2nd PL game and they’ll start calling him the bald fraud. This fanbase isn’t toxic. It invented toxins

You guys are raising a generation of entitled and spoiled kids. Learn to say no. They won’t get everything they want I’m not saying be evil and buy KFC for yourself and not them. I’m saying buy KFC for yourself and eat it infront of them

Would you rather have a white or indian boss?

East African women are built different Have you ever watched your own penis disappear down a throat? I nearly burnt my passport and stayed to Diani smh

If you’re right-handed I want you to masturbate with your left hand tonight. Is it as enjoyable? You tell me. Because that’s what marriage sex is like. You’re welcome