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6 y/o nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't have a wife?" Me: "I'm gay." Nephew: "What that mean?" Me: "I like men not women." Nephew: *silence*......."So why don't you have a husband?" Me:
it being her mom that interrupted her makes it more funny!!!
i’ll keep reposting this idc
The way black people have always known the theme was a bop and now we have a dance 😂
Now every damn time Law & Order come on I'll be up doing this. 😂
That’s why the brand is called “Drunk Elephant”- their marketed main ingredient is marula oil
These elephants got drunk after eating lots of ripe Marula fruit in MalaMala Reserve..🐘😅
She was 8 years old
Monica Performing “Like This And Like That” On Teen Summit (1995)
It’s a software engineer nigga somewhere in Atlanta smoking hookah and doing an evil laugh
The Tea app just had a major data breach, millions of selfies and driver’s licenses were leaked by a mysterious hacker. 😳 Tea is a women only app where nearly 2M users anonymously share info and expose men. It’s currently the #1 app
What’s even crazier is this is the same plot line from Friday After Next. Literally the first 12 minutes of the movie
CRAZY‼️ My House got Home Invaded Saturday While I was in Indianapolis performing for the WNBA all star game & instead of Focusing on finding the Suspects , they focus on some cannabis 1. So no I wasn’t busted 2. My house got robbed 3. I wasn’t home Long story short my…
Yes and it has shit in it
Wait, there’s a second hole?
hell couldn’t wait for you 🕊️
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports tmz.com/2025/07/24/hul…
The whole band killed this and the guests are just like "mmkay" lol
Beyoncé’s VIRGOS GROOVE at a wedding!
idk who started that shit but can yall please stop spelling "ass" backwards I keep thinking yall talking about the Social Security Administration
Mint is for tooth paste, not for chocolate, not for ice cream or cookies. For tooth paste.
And I hate when people feel the need to make a disclaimer when talking about this app "Twitter, I mean X"....."X, formerly Twitter"......baby you don't need to do that you can just say Twitter and everybody will know exactly what you're talking about.
2 years ago today, Twitter changed to X