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@juhmeer
international man of mystery, sit down comedian. // please note: these are my private thoughts and they cost thousands of dollars.
the way i worked today, especially on a friday should never be repeated again in human history.
hell couldn’t wait for you 🕊️
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports tmz.com/2025/07/24/hul…
here’s the tea app yall really need to download!! apps.apple.com/us/app/bible/i…
unfortunately i text back fast and i triple text, might even call i never gaf
Normalize praying for direction, not just results.
if you know an uber eats driver named oscar in philly you better find him before i do. that’s all i can say.
gonna start handing ppl their clown nose and slowly backing away like you got that!!
when i’m done fw somebody im just gonna start saying they’re off my algorithm
my dating era has come to an end. i'd like to thank those who participated
“People Think You Trying 2 Flex Whole Time You Just Proud Of Yourself”
hey it’s sunday, give it a rest!! (yes)
Y’all like bootyhole pics?
i love relationships that grow organically. if it’s too hard to get to know you then that’s a sign we shouldn’t be in each others lives.