Schlatt

RT @jschlatt: @Gymshark I like men

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I take it back

Please do not do this to my Christmas album.

Please stop asking me how “my buddy Luigi” is doing. He’s not my buddy and I am not related to him in any way.

IT'S OUT!! MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY!!

“A VERY 1999 CHRISTMAS” DROPS DECEMBER 1ST!!!

Please stop calling me schlaggot.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY!!! x.com/schlatt/status…

My turn.

CLAIM YOUR INNOCENCE available for 3 days only schlatt.co

Man what the fuck did I do

THE SCHLANKET IS BACK!! (and this time we're not getting scammed.) get one for a limited time: schlatt.co

THE SCHLANKET IS HERE. The coziest (and handsomest) blanket of all time. Buy it now for a limited time: schlatt.co

TITTY MILK IS HERE. My all-new @GamerSupps flavor is out! gamersupps.gg/schlatt (please stop saying it looks like cum.)

RIP Queen Elizabeth. I want to reiterate that I had absolutely nothing to do with this

On my way home from the UK. Love that place!

I'll never forget the day I met Technoblade. I left work early to play in a Minecraft tournament with him. I barely knew how to play... and the dude still carried us to win the entire fucking event. Rest in peace, big guy. You'll always be a legend.

I FINALLY DID IT

“well twitter was fun while it lasted” shut the fuck up. this app always sucked ass