J.R. Salzman
@jrsalzman
Iraq War Vet, Wounded Warrior, retired World Champion Lumberjack (really), small business owner, full time woodworker. Doesn’t respond to anonymous accounts.
I feel like I'm being asked to adopt an Elon Musk child every time they ask me to upgrade to a paid premium account. **Camera pans over to Elon's baby mamas and numerous children** "For only $11 a month, you too can feed a hungry Musk child!" **Plays sad Sarah McLachlan song**
The Canadian wildfire smoke has got to stop. Woke up at four AM with my throat on fire, but didn't understand why until the sun came up. This makes four years of breathing their smoke because Canada refuses to manage its forests.
Democrats literally demanded a rodeo clown be fired and go to sensitivity training for wearing an Obama mask. pressherald.com/2013/08/20/out…
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
I still have three of my American Flag butcher blocks left in stock. The cutting boards are 11" x 17" x 1.25" thick and are engraved on the bottom. They come with a little display stand to show off the engraving while not being used. Grab yours here: logboy.com/american-flag-…
Called it.
I'm guessing that the few people who have seen the list of Epstein clients looked at it and went holy effing SHT there is no way we can release this because of who's on it.
Do you know those countries where it's considered normal for first cousins to get married? Apparently their children have been in my replies for the past week.
"I don’t know anyone in America who has been the victim of a crime or killed by Iran" Hi. I lost my right arm and half my left hand to an Iranian EFP in Iraq. Now you know someone. Stop being a fucking retard.
My thoughts on bombing Iran. I don’t know anyone in America who has been the victim of a crime or killed by Iran, but I know many people who have been victims of crime committed by criminal illegal aliens or MURDERED by Cartel and Chinese fentanyl/drugs. Almost everyone in our…
I am way too happy with my life to be wasting time arguing with strangers on X.
Its a tie.
What’s your “I don’t know what to watch, so I’ll just watch this again” movie?
Unfortunately I can beat this. A guy I worked with in college in 2001 told me we couldn't be Facebook friends anymore in the year 2020 because I was against locking down the entire economy and destroying my own small business. I hadn't talked to him in 19 years. People are crazy.
Guy I went to college with messaged me this on Facebook. Hadn’t interacted with him in 17 years. Imagine thinking this was necessary.
These are the same people who want their student loans forgiven.
Protestor: As long as you feel ok with capitalism, racist, imperialist state. Cop: Do you even know what that means? Protestor: Yes bitch, I’m in college.
This JAGoff's forehead could double as an aircraft carrier.
Oooooh, Benny. Benny, Benny, benny… The JAG Corps is infiltrated with your kind, and you’re going to find out shortly why being a vile, seditious, threatening person on social media is counter productive to your employment as an active duty officer.
