joshscorcher
@joshscorcher
Christian, Husband, Father of twins, Gamer, TTRPG dealer, Cheesemonger, and Fire Enthusiast. Partners: @rednek_engineer @GLYTCHEnergy #StarfireVSBlaze #TripleF
Our official birth announcement! Val is on the left and Vel is on the right!

Alex hasn't spoiled a thing to me (thank you so much) but hot dang has he been hyping me up with ominous statements like that during our D&D games.
CAINE’S VA CRIED TOO DURING THE TABLE READ??
At worst, powerscaling son is arrogant, out-of-touch, dismissive, and annoying in a "dude, touch grass" kind of way. At worst, shipping daughter will torment you with approval of her own conscience. You are not just factually wrong; you are MORALLY wrong and must be purged.
“Powerscaling Son or Shipping Daughter?” I choose death
We got little Vel a Rarity figurine. Me: "This is Rarity." Vel points at Rarity Vel: "Diva."
Update, baby girl is happy and healthy. It was a little touch and go there for a bit, but we got through it.
Vel is really sick, like throwing up multiple times sick. Might not stream tomorrow depending on how much rest we get tonight.
I like to imagine even Cyborg can't always keep up with Robin's ramblings, so when Robin meets someone who can easily keep pace, they go on for DAYS
I need a part 2 with Robin showing Deku all his cool gear
Vel is really sick, like throwing up multiple times sick. Might not stream tomorrow depending on how much rest we get tonight.
Dudes will hear this and get straight chills pulsing through their veins
Me: Come on Vel, say frog! Vel: ...F**K! Me: -starts looking for a different animal-
Nah. Even in that era people were obsessed with metascores. Gamers malded if an outlet gave Uncharted 3 an 8.5 because for some reason certain franchises were entitled to a minimum score of 9.
“This is corny” Clark Joseph Kent was raised on the cob idk what to tell you
All timer line delivery
When these are your boys you learn not to give af what people say about your GOATs
Gamers born in the 2010’s are gonna crash out when they learn what folks got in the 90’s
i can’t believe game development cycles used to be so short you’d see a sequel to your favourite franchise in 3-4 years
If Frontiers is one of your favourite Sonic games I’m sorry but you have absolutely NO business to be shitting on 06
If Frontiers is one of your favourite Sonic games I’m sorry but you have absolutely NO business to be shitting on 06
Death Battle really said "I'm crazy enough to piss off powerscalers, but the shippers? Nooo, thank you!"
That Romantic Interest part 😭😭😭
She gets hated on for being a fiercely caring mother and wife. This diva stayed single and loyal even after goku was dead for 7 years while supporting and raising 2 kids.
name a woman that didn’t deserve the hate she got
One fun thing about road trips is finding houses or communities out in the middle of nowhere and then speculating how they make a living.
He's... half-right. Kinda passing the buck there, tho.
Yves Guillemot Says Star Wars Outlaws Flopped Due to Declining Interest in the Franchise >This is something Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot was recently questioned about by investors during a meeting, where he stated: >*"Outlaws was released at a time when the brand that it belonged…