the dreaded pirate jordyn
@jordynejoness
dehydrated and over caffeinated - I like music, a lot - https://open.spotify.com/user/1217520091?si=dYG-hihOQrapLRhly8X-ig
Imagine I pissed you off on the internet today and the whole time I’m sitting outside listening to buzzin by shwayze and enjoying the heat of the early evening, about to eat an ice cream bar, the sky is blue, birds chirping, etc
Smacked this guy right up on my screen. Death by excel

It’s one of the most peaceful and wonderful experiences and I think everyone should do it
Is it weird/pathetic to go see a movie by yourself
i’m not psychic in the traditional sense but i have a Knowing ™
“Wow this corn sweat is making me so hot and sticky” you saw Superman? Corenswet had that effect on me too
With all due respect, which is currently zero, someone needs to just do it already
And I fall for it every time but it’s because I like to argue

Let me know when there’s a marriage island. Hot new bombshell of love and respect. Monogamy island. I really love my bitch wife island.
Smoking on the front porch like god intended

the endpoint of capitalism: fake people listening to fake music to generate free money for the already wealthy while everyone else is cut out completely
Human cultural replacement. Not just AI music but AI listeners too - a fake and fraudulent way for Spotify to generate Ad revenue. Who needs humans when bots can click on links and trick advertisers into paying for fake engagement.
You bad girl, you sad girl, you’re such a naughty bad girl
One of the balls fell off my barbell piercing and I ordered a replacement ball but it was delivered to the wrong house so I’ve had an earring back standing in for the ball and honestly it works great and doesn’t look that weird.. I am an innovator!!!
Skill issue
legitimately how it feels to post a selfie when youre over 25