Jon Swift
@jonswiftauthor
Aspiring author going through a bit of a reboot phase
His favourite colour? Silver 🥈 😏
❤️🤍 Viktor Gyökeres: “I just felt that Arsenal was the right club for me”. “What I heard from Mikel and Andrea when I was speaking with them, and just what I've seen in the past years, how they've been playing football. That made me choose Arsenal”.
Trump absolutely hates this video and doesn't want anyone to see it. Even called Paramount to shut it down. Oh well. The internet is forever bitch. No matter how many times it gets taken down, it will live forever #SouthPark #SouthParkSeason27 #SermonOnTheMount #FDT
South Park referencing paramount and Colbert’s cancellation 😭https://t.co/vDDw1CcEvb
Netflix absolutely nailed the drink menu at the premiere event.
Players don't seem to be learn that Chelsea will tie you down to a long contract & then sign another player or 2 in your position the following summer. There's no longevity or sustainable plan to their recruitment. They just seem to sign anyone under 23 who's available & willing
🚨🔵 EXCL: Chelsea have now made official club to club contact with Ajax for Jorrel Hato as next top priority! 🇳🇱 Hato, understood to be keen on the move and already prepared to accept personal terms at #CFC. Negotiations ongoing with very good relationship between clubs.
Trump will not weasel his way out of this. The sick bastard is fucked!
BLUE?!?!?! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
🚨✈️ Hugo Ekitike and his agent Karl Mwalako, flying to Merseyside as the French striker is set to start his medical at Liverpool today. 6 year contract, set to be signed soon.
Actor Jeff Daniels on Donald Trump’s 2nd term: “We’ve lost decency. We’ve lost civility. We’ve lost respect for the rule of law. We’ve normalized verbal abuse. We’ve normalized bullying. Out the window goes character, integrity. We’re supposed to elect the best of us, not the…
fuck off rat boy I'm a kopite now 🎵 🎶
[🟢] NEW: Gary Neville tried to convince Hugo Ekitike to come to Manchester United. [@DavidOrnstein]
We’ve not even tapped into the Nat Phillips money yet and you guys are crying
🚨🚫 Federico Chiesa, left out of Liverpool squad for the pre-season tour as he’s expected to leave this summer. Luis Diaz, not part of the squad for the friendly game today but regularly included in squad for pre-season tour.
🚨🚫 Federico Chiesa, left out of Liverpool squad for the pre-season tour as he’s expected to leave this summer. Luis Diaz, not part of the squad for the friendly game today but regularly included in squad for pre-season tour.
🚨🔴 BREAKING | Liverpool have now submitted a second written and new offer for Hugo #Ekitike! Personal terms are 100% agreed. Ekitike wants to join Liverpool. Positive negotiations between the clubs. Eintracht are now reviewing Liverpool’s second new offer. Deal on. #LFC…
Oooof double Batman. They get that right and going the cinema to see Batsy is gonna be special
James Gunn again says the DCU Batman will not be Robert Pattinson He says 'BRAVE AND THE BOLD' and any additional DCU Batman movies will not release the same calendar year as Matt Reeves' Batman movies (via: @joshuahorowitz)
Bryan Mbeumo leaving 10th placed Brentford to join 15th placed Manchester United:
One element of the political policing intimidation attempt is over. We played a historic set at Glastonbury. Whole area closed an hour before due to crowds. A celebration of love and solidarity. A sea of good people at the world's most famous festival. Shortly afterwards we…
I want to be in the universe where Ray Liotta played Harvey Dent/Two Face 👌🏻
Don Johnson, Dale Midkiff, William Petersen and Ray Liotta were all considered for the part of Harvey Dent. Burton wanted Liotta, but he was in talks to make Goodfellas at the time. 22/36
Thomas F. Wilson is school bully Biff Tannen. He improvised lines like "make like a tree and get outta here" and "butthead." Over the years he was asked the same questions by fans so often, he wrote a song that answered them all… 23/45