Jono Read
@jonoread
Mostly posting elsewhere with the same username. 📧: [email protected]
My other social media links if you're elsewhere. instagram.com/jonoread bsky.app/profile/jonore… threads.net/jonoread
Baby clothes confuse me. A @nextofficial 9-12 months t-shirt is bigger than a @tesco 12-18 months? And they only just fit a six month old? 🤯

Nosing at the neighbours house on Rightmove and wondering if Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen lives here.

Lots of Sky users reporting their boxes are crashing all at once. It sounds very Black Mirror.
Radio X have launched a radio station that just plays Oasis all day, but I thought that was Radio X.
"It's post-watershed you can say what you like". ITV proceeds to censor Danny Dyer at the BRITs
Watching the 6 o'clock news and presenters and reporters are just as flabbergasted and shocked as the rest of us.
I'm a dad! Isaac Oscar Bram Read was born at 2.38pm on Tuesday weighing 7lb 14oz. More on the gram if you want further updates ❤️

How many Coldplay songs could you slip into a normal conversation? @RichardStead challenged himself to sneak in as many as he could while commentating at Craven Park!