Jon Cappetta
@joncappetta
idea factory by day, crapulous cultural commentator always. building @thefruitioners.
hey just a reminder: my opinion is only as strong as the weight you individually put behind it. i am just a person, just like you, and you are extremely welcome to value mine as low as i do yours. i’m happy to argue all day, but it’s really not that serious. at least not to me.
we like to eat
@joncappetta y’all really did a fantastic thing last night.
Shoutout to @joncappetta for putting together a player ass event!! Saw a lotta familiar faces and met some new ones. Food was bussin, he fed the whole village wit them 4 courses. 🤣🤣🔥🔥
I legit ate multiple people’s left overs tonight thank you @joncappetta shit was fire 🎸🎸🎸
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lmfaoooo @joncappetta I know you said you don't fuck with AI much but AI fucks with you
it’s a small world and my reach is great - don’t be foolish. you’ll only hurt yourself…
I’ll be pulling up with the boyz @kayotics @headyheads420 @errl_stevens and a few others
here’s like 1/3 of our sponsors for @OffHoursLA - the bags are insane. the guest list is stacked. i’m already stoned.
last night i went out with my mentor and had to explain what labubu’s are. i’ve never felt grosser for understanding something…
Last min mission to LA this weekend for the @OffHoursLA @joncappetta dinner.
LA SAT-MON FOR @OffHoursLA I AM COMING DOWN FROM THE HILL TO BREAK BREAD AND EAT WAGYU WITH MY PEOPLE.
shout out to all the homies getting their employers to sponsor their @OffHoursLA ticket - they really have no idea you’re coming to meet the ballers and find a better job, huh?
hi there, if i never respond to your dms please stop sending them. i saw ‘em, i just don’t want to talk to you… replying to every post isn’t breaking you through, it’s digging you in.
it’s so funny how many contractual obligations i satisfy with this silly little brick in my hand
we’ve got the biggest from both sides of the aisle joining us in Santa Monica next week… will we see you there?
family group chat was blowing up this morning speculating whether or not Trump commanding Coca-Cola to use only cane sugar was enough to get me wearing a red hat...
New York’s coming up quicker than you may think…
just opened the application for @offhoursLA NYC. for our friends on the east coast, we’ll see you soon! let us know if you’re trying to pull up: thefruitioners.com/offhoursnycrsvp
netflix is pushing Happy Gilmore 2 so hard that it’s been the last 5 ads shown on my feed just now - typically this signals the movie is going to be beyond bad. i hope not tho - the og was one of my favs as a kid.