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Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog shit instead of walking around it!
Just had a letter delivered confirming I have secured a job at the Royal Mail… I started last Monday!
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Pubs in England are allowed to stay open until 1am on Sunday night for the Women's Euros Final, and 6am if it goes to penalties! #Euro2025 #Lionesses
The wank bank is now the second largest bank in the UK after HSBC...
"Now, offer them Ekitike in a straight swap deal for Isak!"
All the best to the Ironesses on Sunday #Euro2025 #Lionessess
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2x tickets for Coldplay concert for sale Wembley August 22nd. Me and my work colleague can no longer make it!
I was going to tell a joke about a broken clock but it's not the right time!
I'm enjoying my retirement after being a cricket umpire… I no longer lift a finger!