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Long / Short companies before they IPO Built on @solana
hey @gwynethpaltrow so are you long Astronomer or nah?
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
BREAKING: Anthropic raises new round at $150B valuation. This makes FTX's former 8% stake they sold for $1.3B valued over $12B...
Slack used to be a failed online game company called Tiny Speck, building an MMO called Glitch It was quirky, beautiful, and nobody wanted to play it. After burning millions, Stewart Butterfield shut down the game - but the internal team chat tool they’d built to coordinate…
🧵Monad: Long or Short? CoinMarketCap says Monad's mainnet is Sept 29, Monad says that's wrong, and @intern says he's been waiting for 2+ years. Regardless, this L1 has been grinding since testnet dropped in Feb, with 10k+ TPS and EVM compatibility setting the stage for…
I analyzed @Trace_Cohen’s analysis of @ArfurRock’s tweets on 34 startups because I’m also a data junky and startup nerd... Here’s what this thread actually reveals 👇 This wasn’t just startup stats. It was a shadow fund memo. 📊 $2B+ total funding 📈 ARR efficiency > raise…
I analyzed all of @ArfurRock tweets on 34 startups (GPT below) because I'm a data junky and startup nerd... 📊 Fundraising Stats - Total disclosed funding: $2.0B+ - Average funding round size: $83.6M - Median funding round size: $25M - Largest round: Cursor $900M - Smallest…
Vibe Coding: Long or Short? 💻👇 Coding in 2025 isn’t about syntax, it’s about vibes. ⚡ Cursor Raised $900M at a $10B valuation $200M ARR, 3M MAUs, backed by a16z & Thrive Devs love it. But margins... 🛠 Devin First “AI Software Engineer” Viral demo, investor hype (Nat…
We need Startup reality shows: The Bachelor → The Incubator Survivor → Founder Love Island → Seed Island The Real Housewives → The Real CTOs of Silicon Valley Project Runway → Project Burnway 90 Day Fiancé → 90 Day MVP Hell’s Kitchen → Hell’s Backend