John Schaefer
@johnhschaefer
Pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, and vacuum-packed.
When he gets a new contract, he can bump up to Chili’s.
Brett Baty off-day Applebees beer on my tiktok FYP? Extend him now
Hysterical!
RIP Chuck Mangione. One of the greatest King of the Hill running gags was sneaking “Feels So Good” into songs. 🫡
What are you gonna do when this kid wraps his 4-inch pythons around you?!?!?! Woooooo!!
This kid didn't meet Hulk Hogan, Hulk Hogan met him. RIP legend 🙏🏼
I really like to believe that the majority of people/businesses are good. Maybe they are. But, unfortunately, some are not. New Era stealing designs and generating revenue without providing the artist anything in return is a sin. It's criminal.
This really bothers me. 10 years I have been designing player neons but since hats are not in the agreement we have never been able to make these. Now a @NewEraCap approved vendor @HatClub steals it and even leaves our logo on the embroidery. Nasty work.
That’s great!
Rest in Peace, Terry Bollea aka The Immortal Hulk Hogan 🕊️💐 To millions of little kids you were a childhood hero - myself included. In 1984, I gave you your “HULKSTER” headband back, in the locker room in Madison Square Garden - I was the lucky kid caught it when you threw it…
WHEW!!
Some relief for #Jets fans: Justin Fields’ toe injury is not significant and he shouldn’t be sidelined that long, per source. They’re hopeful that he will be ready for Week 1 against the Steelers.
As long as it ends with a flying leg drop from the top rope!
I hope Hulk Hogan busts out of his casket at his funeral and does the thing at the end of a match where he makes an improbable comeback and wins
The ultimate male versus... the ultimate meatball
Thunderlips was one of the most memorable one-scene characters of the 20th century. #HulkHoganRIP
Thunderlips was one of the most memorable one-scene characters of the 20th century. #HulkHoganRIP
Geez. This is a wild week for dancing with the reaper.
Chuck Mangione Dead at 84 tmz.me/GBa06Ek
"God created the Heavens, He created the Earth! He created all the Hulkamaniacs! Then, He created a set of 24-Inch Pythons, Brother!" We never know when God is going to recall those pythons. RIP Hulk Hogan.
I Am Absolutely Shocked To Hear About The Passing Of My Close Friend @HulkHogan! Hulk Has Been By My Side Since We Started In The Wrestling Business. An Incredible Athlete, Talent, Friend, And Father! Our Friendship Has Meant The World To Me. He Was Always There For Me Even When…
Nothing to see here. Move along...
Meanwhile, in Michigan: "Dow [Chemical] Drops as Tariff Uncertainty Causes Worse-Than-Expected Loss" bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
Well, this isn't a positive development!
NEWS: Justin Fields carted to the locker room early in the Jets’ second practice. #Jets espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
So, I’m guessing she won’t be going back to the Democratic Party.
BREAKING Standing at the White House podium, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard accused former President Obama of “a years-long coup and treasonous conspiracy against the American people.” Gabbard confirmed that she has made a criminal referral to the Department…
WOW! This is a terrific record. Looking forward to hearing the remaster of this classic.
Buckingham Nicks is available for pre-order now, out September 19th. ✨ “Crying In The Night” is yours now. Pre-order/Listen here: bn.lnk.to/BN2025 @StevieNicks
A lot of Ozzy memories were shared yesterday. Friends, family, and fans, but the Alamo story could be the best of all. A drunken mistake, a city turns on him, and a return with a heartfelt apology. Everybody loves a redemption arc. RIP Ozzy.
Remember Ozzy. RIP.
Toyota is up +8% on the news of a 15% tariff. Why? It's simple. Ford, GM, Tesla, and all the other American manufacturers are going to be paying 50% more for their steel, 50% more for their copper, 25% more for their Canadian production, 25% more for their Mexican production,…