Cup o’ Joe
@joewantsadrink
University of Arizona Wildcat | Whimsy Warrior | Attorney | Dog Dad | Starship Troopers Expert | Defense, Reform & Abolition
50% of being a public defender is having clients ask “so, do you think I need an attorney for this?” and then having to explain that I am an attorney and that they do need me.
They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people
First poster for ‘AIR BUD RETURNS’ In theaters Summer 2026.
Brother, there’s an entire Wikipedia page titled “List of Conspiracy Theories Promoted by Donald Trump” because you never shut the fuck up about them. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_c…
Trump: “I’m not focused on conspiracy theories”
Both my paralegal and supervisor are out of town and it’s been a real humbling experience finding out how useless I am on my own
Glad you mentioned it. 6 months in, and they are 46% complete. Link in first comment to track yourself.
I haven’t heard the left mention Project 2025 lately.. 🤷🏻♀️
There are hundreds of things to hate about this guy, but for me, number one will always be that he's the dumbest fucking person in the world
Trump: We will have reduced drugs prices by a 1000%, 1100, 1200, 1300, 1400… Not 30 or 50%,
It's important to pick an FBI Director who loves to gossip
"FBI Director Kash Patel has privately told other government officials that Trump’s name appeared in the files." wsj.com/politics/justi…
Trumps about to amend his silly lawsuit complaint to ask that Rupert Murdoch be executed by firing squad
*Fox News* just published this, in case you’re wondering just how fucked Trump is.
Not right now kitten the walls are closing in on daddy.
Not right now kitten the walls are closing in on daddy.
The White House is about to drop proof of aliens
BREAKING: The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the DOJ told Donald Trump in May that his name is in the Epstein files.
If trump really wanted a distraction he could have canceled student loan debt but that just wouldn’t have been dystopian enough
BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard announces she has officially referred Barack Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution
You’re telling me the DOJ confirmed trump was in the files and then Elon outed him like a week later?
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
RIP Ozzy. you consumed an inspirational amount of drugs
What did you think dark woke meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays?
Hunter Biden says he would invade El Salvador if they don’t send back deported illegals
Pro tip: if you’re going to pull someone over and beat them up for a bullshit headlight violation, you should probably make sure your own headlights are on when you do it.
The bodycam footage has been released… He’s gonna be so rich
don’t let a podcaster tell you that your degree is useless
We need more electricians and less sociology majors.
I wonder what my clients would think if they saw me, their lawyer, leaving the jail blasting Neck Deep at full volume
Anything to distract from Epstein. We’re a week away from a guided tour of the aliens from Roswell at Area 51.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration releases thousands of FBI records on Martin Luther King Jr., despite his family's opposition.