TheMayor - Joe Helle - Your Honor
@joehelle
U.S. Army Iraq & Afghanistan Veteran | Former Mayor | Penetration Tester | PPG Trike Pilot
Don’t mind me. Just popping a web shell on a @PwnedLabs lab from my 1969 Lyman Express Cruiser. World’s first antique boat shell?

Ever been fined at the video store for not being kind and rewinding?
Ya know what
Happy 250. Here's to 250 more.
After 250 years, it still comes down to three words. THIS. WE'LL. DEFEND. #Army250
That's like a house payment's worth of diabetes.
My kids don’t realize how lucky they are that I’m a fatass lmaoooo
Processes are threads.
Call a process a thread, I fucking dare you.
Trojian
🚨 𝐖𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝-𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫-𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 The JS package rand-user-agent has been compromised via NPM. The 3 latest versions contain a RAT 🐀, Remote Access Trojan, which is particularly nasty. See our…
Python coder Prash Tuppy thinks that processes are threads.
Call a process a thread, I fucking dare you.
Eldest daughter had a boyfriend over for the first time today, and I am super disappointed in myself. I didn't do any of those things I always said I would do around them, like clean a gun, or get super embarrassing. Being a girl dad made me soft.
Nothing says honor my fallen friends, brothers, and sisters like this.

Did you know I have an ever-growing resource for penetration testing and auditing AWS? Check it out here - notion.so/themayor/Penet…