John Kulak Kramlich
@jkramlich
Never before in human history has a national population been required to PAY for the board & lodging of the hostile insurgent army that will eventually attack them. When you think about it with that historical perspective, it’s not just infuriating. It’s deeply, deeply WEIRD.
So I think you just have to bite the bullet and say, “shrimp lives have no value.” Either God made us to have dominion over all the animals, or we evolved in a cold and emotionless universe that couldn’t care less about this question. Either way, feel free to stick a shrimp in a…
So I think you just have to bite the bullet and say, “shrimp lives have no value.” Either God made us to have dominion over all the animals, or we evolved in a cold and emotionless universe that couldn’t care less about this question. Either way, feel free to stick a shrimp in a…
I almost bought the house across the street from me just to control who got to live in it next.
Fun story time I’m on a work video call when I hear a blood curdling scream Adrenaline instantly hits, I leap down my stairs and run outside The wife is on their front porch, laying on her back face up, screaming I have no clue what’s going on. Is she hurt? Is someone else…
"Did you hear what Trump did?!" No, and neither did you because whatever you're about to tell me is going to lacking context or a complete fabrication.
Saying this to my wife to comfort her and to my mistress to make her try harder.
The mistress is never as pretty as the wife. It’s like an unwritten rule, but it’s true like 90% of the time.
No need to break into my house. I’m thinking about murdering you just for this tweet.
So if I come to take bread from your house and my kids are starving, you will murder me? Here is a scenario: You hear a sound from your kitchen. You walk in with your gun and you see me holding your bread and soda. I raise my hands and say "I am hungry". Will you shoot me?
I just want to declare social obligation bankruptcy and start with a clean slate.
When I tell this story to Dems IRL I say it's a Christian doctor saying I need to eat like Jesus When they reflexively tell me not to go back I say, "Did I say Jesus? Sorry, I meant it was a Muslim doctor telling me to eat like Muhammad" Suddenly they have nothing bad to say!
Went to a new doctor for a general checkup In walks an Indian woman She says I'm not eating healthy, points to her wall (pic), and told me I needed to eat like the prophet Muhammad I knew I couldn't take anything she said seriously
Therapy but you put a massive lump sum into an escrow account and the therapist gets it as soon as a third party determines you are cured, incentivizing the therapist to fix you as quickly as possible.
Why the fuck is this guy in my country?
Each according to their need, each according to their ability
About half the Democrats I know on Facebook are saying they won’t celebrate the 4th. They say it’s because America is awful but it’s actually because they are.
A zombie movie where 80% of the citizens are against zombies but the politicians keep importing them anyway.
The author knows your mind will replace the word "after" with "because"
Norwegian tourist, 21, refused entry to U.S. and deported after ICE finds JD Vance meme on phone — Daily Mail
An electronic voting booth but if you vote Democratic Socialist the voting booth euthanizes you.
Girl asked me out, confirmed our date an hour beforehand, stood me up and ghosted I texted her to say I called 911 to report her missing and cops were looking for her Magically she was able to respond to that text within seconds!
This girl ghosted me last week when I asked her out. She replied to this text in 8 seconds 🤣🤣
