Sydni 🐍
@jkmc_swac
Private Business Owner
Nothing is as satisfactory as when the cop waves at you like you're a regular Joe. 😆 I be blending.
The fuck kind of douche mosquito bites your achilles tendon? Ima call that cunt Bill Gates.
Welp. Thats 1000000% how I go out then. Can we start a betting pool? Ima be the richest dead person ever.
We're not procreating because us females are still straight but aint a fucking true man left in the world. I see a sea of bitch ass females.
Youre so right. How dare i wear crop tops when its 105°. That totally welcomes you to be a creep. Guess its back to hoodies. Because i dont deserve to be comfortable when outside my home. Yall make me fucking sick for infinite reasons. Its real hard not to throw acid on yall.
If yall see me on the news today it's because after 50001 hits today I finally fucking snapped and disassembled at least one of yall by fuckin hand. One more fucking thing.
I think more people need guns. Don't even bother calling the cops anymore. Just shoot the mofos. 🤷♀️ Vote me president 😆😆😆
I love that our radio station is playing messages from Ozzy. He said, 'How could I ever forget Des Moines, that's where the bat happened.' 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂 Fuckin love it RIP
Thats it. Im getting my lincoln out. Im sick of idiot fucks not getting slammed tf into like they deserve. Im hitting the fucking gas in my lincoln. You can learn the hard way. Not a humanitarian. Get fucked.
LIGO Detects Black Hole Smashup So Extreme It’s Bending Einstein’s Rules scitechdaily.com/ligo-detects-b…
No! It was banned for a fucking reason!! Bayer needs to fuckin quit. nytimes.com/2025/07/23/cli…
