kristin
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I could honestly watch birds do bird things all day long #birdistheword
The true nature of bird migration was finally understood in western science thanks to the discovery of this stork in Germany which was still alive despite having a central African hunter's spear through its neck
share your favorite piece of bird lore
tubby the caterpillar is getting so big… the way he wiggles his antennae when he eats reminds me of my baby cats ear wiggles when i bottle fed them
once i lost a tiny stud earring that must have popped off when i took off my scarf. it was a white porcelain disc with black and a gold stripe. when the lights came on i could not find it at all bc every piece of popcorn crumb on the floor looked just like it
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out
someone just posted a former boss of mine on /r/recruitinghell… i feel a high i’ve never felt before
this cactus grew from where i’m pointing in the span of like 3 months. can it chill out.

i looked up what dubai chocolate is and it sounds good as hell… where can i get the best one in toronto
guy just whipped open the nail salon door and screamed “lemme see them toes” LMFAOOOO I cannot stop laughing and everyone else is appalled
the classic joke format of priest’s son
Priest's kid "I confess it was me who broke the door rough housing" Priest "thank you for being honest, we'll discuss this after I tell your mom about it" Pk "you cant tell mom" Priest "of course i ca--" Pk "i confessed" Priest "thats not how....ugh"
dip for bacon is too far even for me
HOlY SHILT! The Epic Bacon at Tesla Diner looks amazing!
the ravelry homepage in 2011:
Leng Jun's 2004 oil painting is considered by many experts to be 'the painting that surpassed the Mona Lisa' and one of the most hyperrealistic works ever created!