Junip
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juniperly on ao3! // hunger games, conclave, lesbians // 21, NSFW content
Lawrence sleeping with Tedesco as a form of self harm hear me out here
fascinates me that I had like one line about bellinitez in my lawmalley fic and half the comments are about it. holy father your bellinitez fans are actually starving it’s incredible.
I yumeship myself humanely euthanizing Thomas Lawrence
what is yumeship
Then over at the counter you've got Tedesco yelling at someone to fill his prescription and is hit with a "sir this is a controlled substance and you can't refill it this early sir" and then he starts throwing around slurs in Italian like a flower girl at a wedding
Me: which lubricant would you like sir Lawrence: I am endangering my mortal soul …. the tongues of hellfire already lap foully at my feet … forgive me aldo .. vincent … Me: we have the Wicked Ultra Heat Warming Silicone Lubricant 60ml™️ available if that’s what you mean
my conclave yumeship is I work at the pharmacy outside the Vatican and make awkward eye contact with cardinals when they pick up their antidepressants/condoms/minoxidil. lawrence has to ask me to unlock the cabinet with the lubes in it and is visibly crying from embarrassment.
Um i misread one of the replies so heres borzoi ray nobody requested XD ive always wanted to draw this anyway
Someone help him #ThomasLawrence #GoffredoTedesco #Conclave2024
okay wait I'm back here isn't it insane how aldo has this feeling of being the eternal second place and never the one to get picked when in reality his two best friends are beefing cause they care abt him the most but can't stand each other but tolerate one another for aldo??
i think thomas loves aldo so much but he hates how aldo becomes when giulio is around. sabbadin-lawrence beef is FUCKING FUNNY they hate each other but they love aldo sm
i think thomas loves aldo so much but he hates how aldo becomes when giulio is around. sabbadin-lawrence beef is FUCKING FUNNY they hate each other but they love aldo sm
I'm not even being delusional he's done this before the way Tomas looks at Aldo with a horrified look and nods towards Giulio makes me burst fucking out
pre-conclave Thomas Lawrence could get stuck in a time loop for like a week and not notice I reckon