Josh
@jjgundy
I have a wife, son, and dog. I’m fond of all three.
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
Dear @McDonalds, Sip lids do not work well for beverages with ice in them. Thank you for your time, @jjgundy
I think they can save this show if they let him host the season
We all know the reason why Zach was chosen to be the next bachelor . #TheBachelorette #TheBachelor
When Gabby and Rachel push all the good guys away on #thebachelorette and then are shocked when there is drama with the remaining guys
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Someone posted this on my feed, and it’s a good reminder for those who balk when the messaging changes or evolves during the study of a new virus. Science is the only tool we have, and it’s doing its best.
Better luck next time, 3rd property brother. #TheBachelorette #bachelorette
Sometimes I’ll knock on a wall and I’ll freak out for a half a second that the neighbors will be upset. Then I remember that I live in my own house and haven’t been in an apartment since 2014. I’ll give it a couple extra knocks just because I can.
Can anyone describe an effective email strategy? Mine is "instant reply" or "permanently forgotten."
simba: my uncle murdered my dad pumbaa: sheesh simba: then he blamed me for it timon: yikes. have u tried just not fucken worrying about it lmao