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So this is cool, just got an alert from @amazon saying that our KITCHEN faucet is leaching LEAD and other contaminants into our water and to stop using it immediately. Is this that MAHA everyone’s been talking about? Am I MAHA yet?


Wouldn’t you know it, they’re all democrats
🚨Ghislaine Maxwell just gave info to DOJ on “100 different people” according to her lawyer.
Imagine being too much of a sleaze bag for Jeffrey Epstein
NEW: In an interview with Steve Bannon, Jeffrey Epstein revealed HE wallked away from Donald Trump -- not the other way around, as Trump has claimed many times. Epstein cut Trump loose when he "realized Trump was a crook," per @BusinessInsider yahoo.com/news/jeffrey-e…
My email inbox is totally out of control. I’m buried. Are there any transformative new email services? Like something that’s doing for email what Gmail did when it was released? Please help.
Hahahahaha. This administration is stacked with pathological liars. If you’re still sucking from this teet you need to have your head examined. Lie after lie after lie.
Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files on.wsj.com/4mcTIKV
Imagine being too depraved for 2 Live Crew
Meiselas: An old interview with someone who attended a Donald Trump party in the early 1990s has emerged. One of Donald Trump's celebrity friends at that time, Uncle Luke of 2 Live Crew...during this interview, he talks about how in the early 1990s, he was at Donald Trump's house…
My favorite part about this interview is Jeffery Epstein was the biggest pedophile ever and Donald Trump was his best friend and is now doing everything in his power to change the subject and not release the client list.
CNN Legal Analyst Torches Trump’s Claiming Obama Committed ‘Treason’ as ‘Not Grounded in Any Reality’: ‘It’s Just Silly’ mediaite.com/media/tv/cnn-l…
Flight delayed 3 hours (so far) in Orlando with a 2 year old anyone got a good seppuku technique?

Kind of weird to see him bragging like this about a new and massive tax but whatever

So it took 1000 FBI agents to search for Trump’s name in the Epstein files that don’t exist and he’s not named in? I don’t know something isn’t adding up here.
It’s wild to me that Trump is such an obvious trafficker of underage girls and it’s taken this long to finally realize it. Occam’s razor here, people.
So Trump didn’t just party with Epstein and joke about their secrets and tell Vanity Fair he knows Epstein likes young girls, he also trafficked girls directly to Epstein under the guise of modeling opportunities. Repulsive.
Getting vaporized by an unmanned assault drone to own the libs
An American father who moved to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” for his kids is being sent to the front line against Ukraine despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role. Derek Huffman, 46, feels he is being “thrown to the wolves” thedailybeast.com/texan-moved-fa…
Attorney General Pam Bondi made FBI agents trawl through about 100,000 investigative files relating to child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and “flag” any that mentioned Donald Trump, according to a top Democrat. trib.al/cGjrA5E
Attorney General Pam Bondi made FBI agents trawl through about 100,000 investigative files relating to child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and “flag” any that mentioned Donald Trump, according to a top Democrat. trib.al/cGjrA5E