jeniflyah
@jeniflyah2
I am the side hustle
I sprung a leak (About 6 drops) in the thrift store fitting room. I stop at a gas station, piss out the rest. I go to another thrift store. In another fitting room. I then piss through my jeans.
Hrt just made me piss myself in a fitting room
you know that gif of the guy getting his head pushed down while he is forced to smoke a cig. i had that happen to me but with poppers while sucking dick. i hated everything about that man but god that was the hottest thing to ever happen to me.
Do you think he asked them to make it look like the american psycho business card
BREAKING: Tesla Diner menu
how did the phrase 'huck a u-ee' come to fruition. have we ever hucked anything else? huck??
Longest line of republicans i've ever seen in my life currently standing outside of first ave
Find history everywhere. I was just in a portapotty, I see a sock in the bog. I now know the struggle from those before me. Life is such.
After taking this pic my tongue accidentally touched the stall and i was filled with sadness

Person who exists: Ugh this movie is pre-2000 🤦♀️ Im not going to watch it because of that
If you're unwilling to engage with anything made before the year 2000, you're a toddler.