catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)

@jelqtutorial

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seattle • 23 • she/they

Joined March 2017

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · Jul 11

#JustPeed

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · 1 h

ur gay pwnd

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i am normal and can be trusted around girl skin btw.

catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · 24 h

kitties

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · Jul 26

i need to voice train so bad i get misgendered so frequently at both my jobs 😭😭😭

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · Jul 25

you must follow the highbie brick road….

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · Jul 25

pose for the camreow!

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Felinine N-Arylation ⌬ 🧪 🌲 🍋 🏳️‍⚧️@endless_sine · Jul 23

fuck I'd be a firm employee too if a girl bit me

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · Jul 24

paging nurse yaoification for boybortion prep

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · Jul 23

i rlly am the dumbest girl alive

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · Jul 23

how 2 save money going out: ✅drink on an empty stomach (better value) ✅hit your vape when it says it’s out of juice (theyre lying theres still nicotine in there) ✅chase strangers leaving restaurants (free meal) ❌uber home (self explanatory) follow 4 more legal advice ^w^

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · Jul 22

Squarespace but for roller blading. Spotify but for covid tests. Netflix but for belly rubs. It’s created by neuroscientists at CERN who research phrenology and it’s proven to kill you

jelqtutorial's tweet image. Squarespace but for roller blading. Spotify but for covid tests. Netflix but for belly rubs. It’s created by neuroscientists at CERN who research phrenology and it’s proven to kill you

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · Jul 22

DMing women on grindr and asking them 2 soak with me

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catty (Φ ᆺ Φ)@jelqtutorial · Jul 21

got interviewed by seattle gay news for being a chopped chud

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