jeff mcballs
@jeffmcballz
i love beer and i love the tennessee volunteers
my mom confuses the shit out of me because she got offended over shane gillis’s espys speech but she’s been talking about how excited she is for the new south park season for over a month now
i’ve been appreciating nature a lot more recently and i fuck with it
if tucker “the great wall of china” barnhardt has no haters then i’m dead
If Chase Utley has no haters then I’m dead
caught em deleting contracts me and my roommates signed that’s gotta be a lawsuit right?
waited for 10 minutes listening to their shitty ass hold music just for them to straight up fucking lie to me and screw me out of $60 a month
damn near a triple double with turnovers her ass better be paying the wnba at this point 😭😭😭
fuck she just snapped me again from the beach i’m gonna fall for it again aren’t i
Moms looks at him and says Haha Clit and Dick
got high and said maybe the dumbest thing of all time to this chick and now i’m scared to see what she said
