ryan

clown colleges near me

forgive my brevity

i can feel it in my marrow

is it the belt or the loops that are the real heroes?

I see you in everything but whatever it doesn't matter

your honor my client would rather not go to jail

if you sit down at a restaurant and you don’t know what you are there to eat you are a deeply sick individual

rats!

i’ve got to say some of these bug bites are starting to look kinda weird

i fear i’m not being taken seriously

i’m not buying it

unclosed circle

okay bro

there’s just something grotesque about that

can i get extra ingredients

oh what do you know it’s time for my public humiliation ritual

i can’t bring myself to believe some things

they’re doing experiments to see how much more my heart can take