John Cole
@jcole4848
Industrial real estate broker in NE Florida | Helping landlords & tenants find the perfect warehouse | Car enthusiast & meme curator | DM for CRE insights 🏭🚛
I’ve never understood why motorcycle riders tend to behave as if someone in a car next to them sneezing at the wrong time *wouldn’t* turn them into pink paste on the street
Honestly the only number that 3 really “owns” is 9. 6 is its own thing, 4 takes 12, 15 is clearly 5 territory, 18 & 24 are in the 6 family, 21 is embedded in 7’s lore, 27 only reminds me of 9 and 30 is obviously a 10 multiple.
Say what you want about the boomers/gen X, but they almost always smile and wave when you pass them on the sidewalk Millennials/Gen Z on the other hand
Finally watched I, Robot. Kinda feels like we’re walking straight into that one
Took the pavement princess out for the weekly construction site visit. Did great

This dude’s great great great great great great great x20 grandpa was a wolf somehow Now he’s a love sponge

Vendors reach out to me a few times a day to sell their services, and I always wonder why they think I have anything to do with property management as a broker
It’s interesting to me that the “banned”, “far-right” books are all +$500 for a heavily used, halfway ruined copy full of scribbles, available only in dark corners of the internet while the “banned”, “far-left” books are widely available at retailers nationwide
Solid haul today. Finally plugged a few holes in my classics collection

I’m proud to be a part of the new age C.S. Lewis bandwagon, ever since reading Out of the Silent Planet
CS Lewis gets it
3 old man injuries this week alone. Turning 28 next week. Ridiculous
In an old school breakfast diner and the song with the horns from pulp fiction is playing over the speakers Weird
A genuine smile and a “hey I’m glad to see you today!” will make you way more friends (and money, consequently) than any fancy sales script
The longer your email the better chance I put it aside for when I’m in the mood. Please take time to chop down your emails
All the ads I get on this website are crappy rap song lyrics and people asking for money What does that say about what the algorithm thinks of me