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Almajiri this almajiri that Bro the way this girls are chasing the bag ehn They don’t just sit waiting for miracle to come from heaven I thought I was serious with my life until I met a career woman Brooo….
Someone who lived a fulfilled life died. Led a country two different times, military and democracy. Yet, you that you’ve not figured your life out is here to mock and laugh about his death. Joker.
Even Buhari self no survive tinubu regime, so who are you Better kpai 🙃
Asherkine watching you spend your last card on your babe Knowing she go still say she no get bf for her life 🤣
Money 💴 will settle 99.99% of your relationships issues and argument, the rest 0.01 will be sorted with little talks and more money 💰 😜
One main thing I hate for this life na PITY If I Dey go through stuff just leave me alone I’m a MAN I’ll find a way!
Or to be sure I wasn’t drunk the first time saw you, and also the next time I’m gonna see you, I’ll come your house very early in the morning, sometimes good make up Dey make man fall in love at first sight too.. I have to see you without make up
Love at first sight? Not me. I need to see you again to be sure my mind isn’t playing tricks on me.
Having access to people smarter than you is a blessing, Not a threat
Mentality: Mia Khalifa is a virgin, Me: yea I agree Nothing between us he’s just a friend Me: that’s the biggest lie in the world
Just realized that I mostly experience my biggest loss whenever I’m desperate