JJ

It’s almost a wrap for 2024, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.

turn on your post notifications will be dropping more free tickets soon

Sadiq has cut me off

Jade said it’s not cute so I’m officially done with my alcoholic rants

I’m gonna be drunk for a whole week

I’m in Japan rn

SHE DIDNT LET ME FINGER HER DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY BECAUSE I HAD DIRT IN MY POINTER FINGER ONLY A REAL WOMAN IF NA SOME OF YOU EHHN NA TO DEY THROW YOUR LEG UP ANYHOW FOR ANYBODY ANYWAYS THE MACHINE IS NOW CUMMING

waittt I forgot to update yall yesterday I’m not a homewrecker🎉🥳

I always wonder what my charm is

ion k&t btw yall will just never find my cruise wife so I can say what I want

I’m officially making proper use of my twitter

manchester united, ministers of edging🤦🏾‍♀️ do not introduce me to a vibe you won’t maintain

one very specific babe is reading my tweets and crashing out THUNDER FIRE YOU

THIS IS WHY I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH

she kneed me in the face from allat shaking ion mind

just made her cum to love galore I’m taking living out my fantasies

I need a girl that’s gon inflate my ego for a minute then call me an ugly ass bitch the next

this babe wants to single handedly run Von Dutch hats to the ground

Lamine script is so insane

love bombing except it lasts the entire time you’re with me

omds I also saw 2 French lenguinis when checking in surely they wouldn’t expect the charming 6’4 guy to be fluent in French