jarvis
@jarvistwts
first ethical twitter user
i carry sarcasm around like house keys, don’t ask me dumb shit
it be the most useless people in the society worrying bout the government controlling them
jamaican love songs will fully begin with “ya pussy too tight gyal mi can’t stay away”
females be driving 90mph, blasting music, throwing up gang signs just to go to Target
i’m sorry but if you’re 5’2 what do u need a 6’4 man for?? stop being silly
from now on i’m telling jobs i was the general manager at Toys R Us. who tf they gon call
you ain’t from a black household if you ain’t had to use this for soap
i love when facetime disconnects and we both decide not to call back
you ask a girl if she ate and she gon say “yeah i had my coffee”
i’m in a really good place right now, not mentally i’m just in bed
my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke
Which one is better? A plastic cup of water Or a paper cone of water?
Shark that killed NYC woman confirmed as great white — and it’s still out there
