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@jarredthegeek
comedy writer, from Milwaukee and live in Nashville. long live free speech rights
Amazing
In-flight emergency on @delta flying home from Europe… 👩🏻✈️Flight attendants overhead for medical personnel, somewhere over the Atlantic… 👶🏻The toddler is sleeping and hubs has the baby, so I head on back 👨🏻⚕️👩🏻⚕️👩🏼⚕️A neurosurgeon, a pediatric NP, and I (ER doc) show up 🧔🏻♂️Patient is…
Going to be writing comedy all weekend. Proposing bits to my friends that are out there crushing it. Let’s see if I can get one @JonReep really likes.
Meet “Dragon” This is the largest ray known to the locals in Grand Cayman. Absolutely stunning creature and I have no idea how Steve Irwin kicked the bucket because of one of these things. Dragon was like a puppy. Curious, gentle and playful.
The One Big B.S. Bill has been signed into law. If you gamble, you could be getting a swift kick to the adjusted gross income. casino.org/vitalvegas/one…
So, does every comedian also fear hitting their head while in a random hotel while on the road or is it just me?
I’m a VERY lucky dad. Here’s a post to help the guys that are not doing well and want a peaceful and happy home. 1. Don’t marry for looks. A good wife is never defined by looks. It’s defined by her skill set and personality and all of that must mesh into your personality and…
So, I saved this baby skunk. He was all tangled up in my kids baseball batting net, and just laying there exhausted. Had to hold him down as I snipped the net off of him with heavy duty clippers. Got a little bite on my thumb and yesterday had to get SEVEN shots by the wonderful…
So, y’all made signs for yourselves to show each other in a local park and somehow are convinced this is how our government works? Carry on.
The left shooting politicians that voted with republicans should scare anyone with a pulse Prayers up for MN
Where were all the “No Kings” peeps when Imperial Biden was forcing people to get the shot or lose their jobs, censoring Americans for questioning the regime & trying to jail his political opponent? The American Left is a Woke hot mess. No one is buying this bullshit anymore.
Such an excellent comparison. Tards like @CAgovernor sent police to tackle and arrest regular citizens in California on the beach and in the water during “CoViD” and claimed their right to do so. I’d say tackling a US Senator for being an ASS in a press conference is righteous.
Imagine if he went to a beach or protested in California in 2021
Yeah, we’re having a good and stinky time @dustyslay Their teeth are insane.
Certain I shouldn’t have to post this; but ICE and Border Patrol aren’t targeting Latinos. They are removing everyone illegally here. Russians, Chinese, Comedians….
I lived on 9th & Hope, downtown LA above the Ralph's. There was a moment in time when investment went into downtown and it became a fun option to hang with great restaurants/bars. Covid/BLM riots & these riots have ensured no one wants to visit downtown. It's a shame.…
The laws are not new. They just weren’t enforced and now sanity has arrived
Federal agents were executing a lawful judicial warrant at a LA worksite this morning when David Huerta deliberately obstructed their access by blocking their vehicle. He was arrested for interfering with federal officers and will face arraignment in federal court on Monday. Let…
ICE made the most immigrant arrests in a single day in its history Tuesday, detaining more than 2,200 people, according to a source familiar with the arrests and an ICE spokesperson who confirmed the numbers, as the agency responds to pressure from the White House to rapidly…
A terror attack was committed in Boulder, Colorado by an illegal alien. He was granted a tourist visa by the Biden Administration and then he illegally overstayed that visa. In response, the Biden Administration gave him a work permit. Suicidal migration must be fully reversed.