Jane You Ignorant Slut

Watching maga celebrate the shooting of two Democratic lawmakers is really something. Maga are cold and callous pieces of shit.

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I don't know @BarackObama. That orange piece of shit is talking some real horseshit out of the Oval about you. Not sure I could just ignore it.

Ghislaine Maxwell is about to fall out of a prison window.

Today is my 18 month anniversary of not smoking. Woo hoo 🎉

I waiting for him to be diagnosed as having no pulse.

At this rate we could be rid of the orange menace by Monday. How delightful!

If he died, like 95% of the noise in this world would go with him.

Dementia J Trump is still sucking all of the oxygen out of the news cycle but now Jeffrey Epstein's name is firmly attached to his....

I know everyone knows this but Greg Abbott is a piece of fucking shit.

Where's a big-ass planet destroying asteroid when you need one.

Does trump wash his face every night before bed or does he sleep in that orange mud and slather another layer on his face in the morning?

One more time for stupid MOTHERFUCKERS: There are Democrats living in red states. Quit fucking shitting on us!

All this drama and scandal when we could have had the lady who laughed too much.

That 50 pounds I recently lost is sitting on Pam Bondi's desk.

I was working when I contracted covid that turned into long covid. I'm on social security disability and Medicare and you want to take that away because this is my fault how? Not in my mom's basement. Just a fellow American who was minding her business when tragedy struck.

The Christ Is King crowd are pretty happy about alligators eating migrants.

Anyway so not being able to go to the doctor or have food to eat is gonna be fun right?

Hey does anyone remember when the office of the presidency was honorable and respectable?

I envisioned the end more like a sudden explosion instead of this slow motion car wreck we're living through.

Even with six streaming services I can't find anything to watch while I take my afternoon nap.