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Last time the Astros swept Arizona in Arizona, I was there and it was glorious considering it was the last thing I was expecting lol
ASTROS SWEEP ARIZONA BRANDON WALTER WAS OUTSTANDING OFFENSE KEPT FIGHTING BACK LETS GOOOOO 60 WINS 60-42 #BuiltForThis

Yeah I wouldβve let Walter stay for the eighth. Sousa gotta pitch better though. This exact spot is his job. Canβt have olβ reliable becoming unreliable.
Looking for an insurance provider, Mauricio Dubonβs got you COVERED 3-1 (this was corny as shit lol)
It is absolutely hilarious the outrage from fans about players getting scheduled days off when there are 17 players on the injured list. Seventeen. One seven. I better freakinβ hope someone gets a day off eventually lol
ASTROS TAKE THE SERIES!! HOLY SHIT WHAT AN ENDING WHAT A START BY FRAMBER: 7 IP OF 1 RUN BASEBALL BRICE MATTHEWS SINGLE HANDEDLY BEATING THE DIAMONDBACKS LETS GOOOOO 59-42 #BuiltForThis
Joe Espada just has to roll with whatever tired pitcher he has in the bullpen
BRICEEEEEEE FLOCKFIRKENNFJCJJF WHAT THE FUCK BRO NO WAY