Jake Boggan
@jakeboggan
The Southeast's leading expert on Vibe Coding. I once wore a tuxedo in Antarctica to blend in with the penguins.
I was seducing a woman. I woke up at 230am, went lobster diving in the Pacific, flew from LAX to SLC that morning and cooked her a delicious green curry lobster dinner that night. It worked, we're married.
Do I know anyone at Apple? I've lost this week trying to get my macOS app notarized Notarization jobs would just stall and get stuck on Xcode for days! So I wrote an email to Apple Developer Support And the next thing I know is they TERMINATED my entire Developer Account?!
I have never listened to a podcast or an audiobook in my entire life
Thinking about the time I missed the beginning of a Fellowship of the Ring screening at my buddy's house because I was putting the kids to bed but managed to walk in the front door at the exact moment yelling A WIZARD IS NEVER LATE
Third, it's super easy to get distracted in the downtime while LLMs are generating. The social media attention economy is brutal, and I think people spend 30 mins scrolling while "waiting" for their 30-second generation. All I can say on this one is that we should know our own…
My central thesis about technology in general is that we are not approaching a singularity of unbounded vertical growth but instead an asymptote. As the number of layers in the stack approaches infinity the failure of at least one is guaranteed.
As I was introducing my wife to the South I told her about the silly stereotypes, like the prevalence of guys named Bubba. I told her I'd never met a Bubba in my entire life. "That's literally all your Dad calls you in person. He calls you Bubba. Never your name." Anagnorisis.
Lizard catching is one of my favorite pastimes that my daughter taught me
I don't really spend enough time bragging about my wife and our marriage because I am afraid of alienating people around me. I feel like a billionaire trying to fit in at a dive bar.
5 year wedding anniversary and we have a 4yo, 2yo, and an almost 1mo. Doing mighty fine if I do say so myself.
My app's misconfigured test coverage broke Gemini 2.5's spirit
