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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Aaron Ramsdale is in talks to sign for Newcastle. 🏴 The England international played under Eddie Howe at Bournemouth and #NUFC were interested in signing him last summer. 🧤 #NUFC missed out on James Trafford, who is moving to Man City instead, and have turned to…
They’re gonna end up with a better squad than us by the end of the window hahaha fuck off man
🚨🔴⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: Granit Xhaka to Sunderland, here we go! Deal agreed between all parties involved. Understand fee will be €20m, contract until 2027. Green light from Bayer Leverkusen for the player to fly today and complete his move to #SAFC, one more ambitious signing.
Not to sound like a mega cuck regarding Isak cos he’s handled this whole situation like an absolute wanker but the club fucked this more than he’s fucked us. He’s not the only player to have gone to the club and ask what the fucks going on here and got no answers
Another one I will be celebrating when #it happens
Michael Rapaport says he’s not tolerating any Hulk Hogan slander and doesn’t care about the controversy surrounding his name.
last night i had a dream where i played a really fucked up alexander isak mobile game that looked like this 😭😭😭
Im not sure Newcastle will ever sign another player again. The squad will get old, retire and we'll just fold
Games back
Joelinton hits a 15-year-old in the face seconds after he steps on the pitch. Classy.
Of course he’s still fucking class who needs Isak we’ve got Jacob Murphy
Some hit, Murph! 💥
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Hello @grok Do you know who was the most famous person (with the most followers) that visited my profile? They don’t have to be a mutual. Don’t tag them, just say who it was.
When bro crying but you gotta lock in cuz you gone laugh
Why do muppets like this who were either fortunate enough to be born around a class team, or just decide to support one of them just because, think that supporting an elite team somehow means you have this sort of elite mindset which makes you an elevated fan compared to others.
Newcastle fans needed this, they really did, what a humbling.
x.com/AdamJoseph____… Like listen to fucking baldy here, 'be quiet'. You live 9000 miles away from the club you support or something, you aren't enlightened because you decided to support them when you were 10.
Nobody deserves this summer's transfer window's humiliation more than Newcastle & their fans. Gotten carried away after a Carabao Cup win with 70 years & counting since a major trophy win. You're not the main character, you're not even a supporting one, just an extra. Be quiet.