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βΏTC & ΞTHΞREUM || Crypto | AI | #Web3 βοΈ CLANKER REPORTER πͺ @clankeronbase β’ π₯ @WhatTheFirkin
"Not on the team. Just obsessed" ~ you think someone would hire such a mfer? π« Listen up! Iβm just a guy who loves onchain tech. And this whole Clanker x BNKR x Farcaster world? It clicked for me. I follow every Clank World move. But lately? Iβve been fully hooked on the newβ¦
Over $22.000 now π Still over 20h to end What The Firkin ? π @_ClankClank ~ something something
YOU GUYS MINTED SO HARD YOU BROKE OUR APP WEβLL GET IT FIXED SHORTY AND UPGRADED YOU CAN STILL MINT VIA BANKR AND @manifoldxyz LINK manifold.xyz/@whatthefirkinβ¦ NEARLY $11K IN PRESALE ALREADY WTF? Clank clank! π @_ClankClank @clankeronbase
Let's do some math: Clankerβs doing +/- $10M volume daily. If just 10% flows through WTF Launchpad, thatβs: β $1M/day β $10K in daily fees π¨ $2K straight to $WTF buybacks + stakers = This is 60k in a month π No printing. No inflation. - all funded by real activity. Thisβ¦
less than 20 hours since launching our farcaster mini-app ποΈ - trending rank #134 ποΈ - 160 unique users ποΈ - 555 opens ποΈ - 44 added the mini-app farcaster.xyz/miniapps/HlBXxβ¦ wait until the pre-sale and token launches startβ¦ $wtf? is the ticker
Interested in tagging and shill posting from a big acc like @WhatTheFirkin π OWN THE FIRKIN OWN THE SPOTLIGHT
AUCTION 1 CURRENT LEADERBOARD π₯ $100 - mysterious token launch URL pointing to wtfirkin.com π₯ $2 - points to @Cb91WaVERidEr X account π₯ $1 - @WhatTheFirkin launch post on X 5 HOURS LEFT β³
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WTF? listed on Forbes WE FIRKIN MADE IT forbes.com/digital-assetsβ¦
Letβs say you want attention. Youβve got a portal, a new app, an NFT drop β or just a website you wanna push. You can win a Firkin auction and the whole damn day is yours. But thatβs not all β The winner can also deploy a token and kick off a 24h public presale. Clean. Onchain.β¦
Have you added to your favorite apps already? π The first winner of the auction will appear today. Expect a deep Russell β’ Reaserch π₯
$wtf is going on here ? π π π
$WTF IS GOING ON HERE??? well a group got together to solve the fair launch issue with presales since we took it out and came up with a novel way to implement using NFT sales excited to see what clanks come out of the Firkin!!
π π π Let's build together MFERS ! π₯
π¨ THE FIRKIN IS FINALLY OPEN π¨ The wait is over. The barrels are unlocked. The attention flywheel begins now. Head to π wtfirkin.com or check out the mini app on Farcaster π farcaster.xyz/miniapps/HlBXxβ¦ Bid. Back. Build. The $WTF? ecosystem is live and launching.β¦
Got a good firkin feeling. Like itβs really about to happen. Whoβs with me? π @WhatTheFirkin @clankeronbase @_ClankClank
𧡠WHY $WTF? CHANGES EVERYTHING ? Presales? Everyone says they suck. Bots, rugs, snipers, no liquidity. So @DeFiDough built it different. A launchpad thatβs not just βfairββ¦ Itβs FIRKIN smart. Let me explain. π β³ 24h Timed auctions π Token previews π§ Room to think Soβ¦
Where are you now fuders? Market vibes right now: WHO DIS?
GM FROM THE FIRKIN SIDE βοΈ β’ Woke up. β’ No staking yet. β’ No V4 live. β’ No dev update. Still bullish as FIRK. π§ π WHY? β’ Leaks show the app is already moving β’ Docs are done β’ @clankeronbase V4 is not a narrative - itβs the future β’ @JackDishman still backing theβ¦
And here we go! π₯ π₯ π₯ Tomorrow will be an interesting day π ~ after revealing the details expect big Russell Research Stay tuned mfers! You are not bullish enough!
what the firkin is going on? weβre changing the firkin game - onchain auctions to own the spotlight - win control of the firkin and launch a fair 24 hour pre-sale for your project - all pre-sale funds go towards the dev buy meaning you get in before the snipers - gainβ¦
Looks similar? π
it's that time again
YOU ARE NOT BULLISH ENOUGH π
thatβs only part of our mission weβve built in a comprehensive rewards model that benefits the entire wtf ecosystem they ainβt ready
$wtf? Is going on ? π₯ ~ announcement later on π
gfirkin morning - test token successfully deployed β clanker.world/clanker/0xDA11β¦ for the degens out there - this is simply a test token announcement later on π whoβs got notiβs on? π
Yo @bankrbot ! Swap 10$ eth for this RUG π ~ something something 0x981f856a389341349465BAe10003d8073EAE9B07
All-in mentality is real π― So far, 41% are ready to throw 100% of their $WTF? straight into the vault π₯ And the pollβs still open π
Serious question: What % of your $WTF? stack is going straight into staking? Asking for a friend π
$wtf? So much is about to happen π Once the green light hits, weβll win so much youβll get tired of it. Your apps will drown in notifs, and youβll whisper βplease... we can't take it anymore.'β - but weβll just keep winning πͺ
Clank Clank! was built in the trenchesβfor trenchers. Itβs the exact tool I wished I had. Something that felt natural to use, fast, and built for spotting bangers the moment they dropβor catching sleepers before they explode. Now itβs time to share it. Weβre forming a communityβ¦